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Qualcomm Buys Vietnamese AI Startup's 'Magic 8-Ball' Division for Who Even Knows How Much

In a move that has left everyone scratching their heads but not enough to actually look it up, Qualcomm has acquired the generative AI division of VinAI, a Vietnamese startup that ...

Intel Capital's Midlife Crisis: From Chip Daddy to Startup Sugar Baby

In a move that shocked absolutely no one who's ever witnessed a midlife crisis, Intel Capital has decided it's time to leave the nest, trade in its minivan for a Tesla, and start swiping right on s...

eBay Throws Money at GraphQL StartUp Because Apparently, We Need More Acronyms in Our Lives

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming, eBay has decided to invest in yet another tech startup. This time, it's WunderGraph, a company that promise...

Kubernetes Clusters So Confusing, Company Hires 15 People Just to Figure Out Where They Put Them

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming, a company has admitted that managing Kubernetes clusters is, in fact, as confusing as trying to assemble IKEA furniture without the i...

Airbyte's New Connectors: Finally, Data Can Go on a World Tour Without Packing a Suitcase

In a groundbreaking move that has left the tech world both baffled and slightly aroused, Airbyte has announced the launch of its new 'Connector Extravaganza.' These aren't just any connectors; they...

Microsoft's Solar-Powered AI Data Centers: Because the Sun Never Crashes

In a groundbreaking move that has left the tech world both dazzled and slightly sunburned, Microsoft has announced its latest venture into renewable energy. The tech giant has signed a cosmic deal ...

AWS's AI Wizard Ditches Cloud for Startup Dreams: 'I’m Going to Build the Hogwarts of Generative AI'

In a move that shocked the tech world, Raj Aggarwal, the former Gandalf of Generative AI at AWS, has decided to leave the cloud kingdom to start his own magical academy of artificial intelligence. ...

Dataminr Cashes In Another $85M, Because Apparently Money Grows on Data Trees

In a shocking turn of events that has absolutely no one surprised, Dataminr, the data analytics behemoth that somehow convinced NATO and OpenAI to pay for their services, has secured yet another $8...

How to Virtually Gawk at Nvidia GTC 2025: Jensen Huang's Keynote Spectacle

In a world where your toaster might soon out-think you, Nvidia's GTC 2025 is the place to be (or virtually be, because who has the time for pants these days?). CEO Jensen Huang is set to dazzle us ...

ChatGPT Now Plays Matchmaker for Your Slack and Google Drive: Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

In a bold move that blurs the line between convenience and absolute chaos, OpenAI has announced it will start beta testing ChatGPT Connectors, a feature that promises to marry your...

Nvidia GTC 2025: Brace Yourselves for the Annual Overclocking of Expectations

As the tech world braces itself for the annual pilgrimage to San Jose, Nvidia's GTC 2025 promises to be a spectacle of silicon and spectacle. This year, the conference is not just about new GPUs; i...

How to Virtually Stalk Nvidia GTC 2025: A Guide to Not Missing Jensen Huang's Leather Jacket

Get ready, tech enthusiasts and casual observers alike, for the most anticipated event of the year where GPUs are worshipped, and Jensen Huang’s leather jacket becomes the unoffici...

Nvidia GTC 2025: Where GPUs Dream of Electric Sheep and AI Overlords

This week, in the silicon heart of San Jose, Nvidia’s GTC 2025 conference kicked off with the kind of fanfare usually reserved for rock stars or the latest iPhone release. CEO Jensen Huang, in his ...

Google's Chirp 3: Now Your AI Can Mispronounce Your Name in HD

In a groundbreaking move that no one asked for, Google has decided to unleash its latest voice model, Chirp 3, onto the unsuspecting masses via its Vertex AI platform. This new feature promises to ...

Google's UK AI Expansion: Now with Extra Tea and Crumpets

In a move that shocked absolutely no one, Google has decided that the UK is the next frontier for its AI ambitions. Because if there's one thing that screams 'cutting-edge technology,' it's a count...

How to Virtually Stalk Nvidia's GTC 2025: A Guide to Digital Creeping on Jensen Huang's Keynote

Get ready, tech enthusiasts and GPU worshippers! Nvidia's GTC 2025 is about to drop, and it's not just any tech conference. It's the equivalent of the Super Bowl for nerds, where <...

SoftBank Buys Sharp's Old LCD Factory to Build the Ultimate AI Toaster

In a move that has left the tech world scratching its head and asking, 'But why though?', SoftBank has announced the purchase of an old Sharp LCD factory for a cool $676 million. The plan? To turn ...