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Google's Chirp 3: Now Your AI Can Mispronounce Your Name in HD
In a groundbreaking move that no one asked for, Google has decided to unleash its latest voice model, Chirp 3, onto the unsuspecting masses via its Vertex AI platform. This new feature promises to ...
Mar 17, 2025
Google's UK AI Expansion: Now with Extra Tea and Crumpets
In a move that shocked absolutely no one, Google has decided that the UK is the next frontier for its AI ambitions. Because if there's one thing that screams 'cutting-edge technology,' it's a count...