How to Virtually Gawk at Nvidia GTC 2025: Jensen Huang's Keynote Spectacle

In a world where your toaster might soon out-think you, Nvidia's GTC 2025 is the place to be (or virtually be, because who has the time for pants these days?). CEO Jensen Huang is set to dazzle us with his keynote, promising a blend of tech wizardry and leather jacket chic that could only be rivaled by a rock concert, if rock concerts were about GPUs and AI.

Can't make it to the physical event? Fear not! TechCrunch will be there, live-tweeting every awkward pause and every time Jensen says "revolutionary" like it's going out of style. And for those of you who prefer your tech news with a side of pajamas, we've got you covered with live-streams that you can watch from the comfort of your bed, couch, or secret lair.

Here's what you can expect:

• The Keynote: Jensen Huang will unveil the latest in AI, VR, and quantum computing. Spoiler alert: It's all about making your life easier, unless you're in the business of selling regular computing, in which case, maybe look into pottery?
• Panels and Talks: A lineup of the brightest minds in tech, discussing everything from AI ethics to the best way to integrate AI into your morning coffee routine. Because nothing says 'good morning' like a coffee cup that judges your life choices.
• Networking Opportunities: Virtually bump into people in the chat room, exchange LinkedIn profiles, and pretend you've been following their work for years. It's just like real life, but with less hand sanitizer.

So, grab your favorite snack (preferably one that doesn't crunch too loudly), settle in, and get ready to watch the future unfold in real-time. Or, you know, fast-forward to the parts where they show the cool robots. Either way, Nvidia GTC 2025 is an event you won't want to miss, even if it's just to see if Jensen's jacket has gotten any more leathery.