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Microsoft's Copilot Now Thinks It's Smarter Than You (And Your Professor)
In a move that surprises absolutely no one, Microsoft has decided that their AI, Copilot, isn't just content with helping you write emails or make spreadsheets look pretty. No, now it wants to
Microsoft Wants to Thank Your Cat Memes for Training AI, Offers Royalties in Exposure
In a groundbreaking move that has the internet purring with excitement, Microsoft has announced a new initiative to credit contributors to AI training data. Yes, the same company that brought you C...
Nvidia's AI to Fix AI-Induced Grid Meltdowns: Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
In a move that has left the tech world both amazed and slightly terrified, Nvidia has announced its latest plan: using AI to fix the catastrophic electrical grid failures caused by... you guessed i...
Microsoft's Solar-Powered AI Data Centers: Because the Sun Never Crashes
In a groundbreaking move that has left the tech world both dazzled and slightly sunburned, Microsoft has announced its latest venture into renewable energy. The tech giant has signed a cosmic deal ...
OpenAI and Microsoft: A Love Story Written in Cloud Code
In a move that shocked absolutely no one, OpenAI and Microsoft have decided to take their complicated relationship to the next level by involving a third party, CoreWeave. Because, why not...
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