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Kubernetes Clusters So Confusing, Company Hires 15 People Just to Figure Out Where They Put Them
In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming, a company has admitted that managing Kubernetes clusters is, in fact, as confusing as trying to assemble IKEA furniture without the i...
Prezent AI: Solving Humanity's Greatest Problem - Boring PowerPoints
In a groundbreaking move that has left the world of corporate presentations gasping for air, Prezent has secured a whopping $20 million in funding. Their mission? To revolutionize the way we sleep ...
ChatGPT Now Plays Matchmaker for Your Slack and Google Drive: Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
In a bold move that blurs the line between convenience and absolute chaos, OpenAI has announced it will start beta testing ChatGPT Connectors, a feature that promises to marry your...
ReactWise: Where AI Mixes Potions Faster Than a Hogwarts Dropout
In a world where time is money and patience is as rare as a unicorn in a lab coat, ReactWise, the Cambridge-based wizardry school for AI, is stirring the pot—literally. Backed by Y Combinator, this...
Palmetto's AI Dreams Big: Wants to Electrify America by Turning Every Birdhouse into a Power Plant
In a groundbreaking announcement that's electrifying the tech world (pun absolutely intended), Palmetto has unveiled its latest plan to harness the power of AI, software developers, and sheer audac...