How to Virtually Stalk Nvidia's GTC 2025: A Guide to Digital Creeping on Jensen Huang's Keynote

Get ready, tech enthusiasts and GPU worshippers! Nvidia's GTC 2025 is about to drop, and it's not just any tech conference. It's the equivalent of the Super Bowl for nerds, where Jensen Huang, the CEO of Nvidia, will likely unveil a graphics card so powerful it could probably run your toaster on 8K resolution. But fear not, if you can't make it in person to bask in the glory of Huang's leather jacket, we've got you covered on how to virtually stalk every moment of this digital extravaganza.

First things first, mark your calendars, set your alarms, and maybe even consider taking a day off work. This isn't just any conference; it's a glimpse into the future, where AI and GPUs merge to create something so advanced, it might just start judging your life choices. TechCrunch will be there, live-tweeting every detail faster than you can say 'DLSS 4.0'.

For those of you planning to watch from the comfort of your home (or your very sophisticated gaming chair), Nvidia will be livestreaming the event. That's right, you can watch Huang's keynote without having to awkwardly navigate a conference hall filled with people who can probably recite the specs of the RTX 4090 by heart. But beware, the livestream might just crash your browser due to the sheer number of tech enthusiasts trying to get a glimpse of the future.

Here's a quick checklist to prepare for GTC 2025:

• Ensure your internet connection is faster than the speed of light (or at least faster than your neighbor's).
• Prepare snacks that are as futuristic as the tech being unveiled. Think freeze-dried ice cream or something equally space-age.
• Have a second screen ready for live-tweeting your reactions. Because if it's not on Twitter, did it really happen?
• And most importantly, prepare to be amazed, shocked, and possibly a little overwhelmed by the sheer genius of Nvidia's latest innovations.

So, grab your favorite tech-themed onesie, settle in, and get ready to witness the future. Or at least, get ready to watch a bunch of people talk about it while you try to figure out if you can afford the next big thing in GPUs. Welcome to GTC 2025, where the future is always just a livestream away.