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Tinder's AI Now Judges Your Flirting Skills Because Humans Apparently Can't
In a move that surprises absolutely no one, Tinder has decided that human judgment is so last century and has rolled out an AI-powered game to assess your...
Manus AI: Now You Can Pay to Have Your Life Automated (Because Doing Things is So 2010)
In a groundbreaking move that has left millions wondering why they didn't think of it first, Manus AI has announced its new subscription plans. For the low, low price of $39 a mont...
TikTok Shop Invades Europe: Because What's More Viral Than Capitalism?
In a move that shocked absolutely no one, TikTok has announced its plans to unleash TikTok Shop upon the unsuspecting citizens of France, Germany, and Italy. Because nothing says <...
Google's New AI Vacation Planner: Because Clearly, Humans Can't Be Trusted to Pick Their Own Beaches
In a move that shocked absolutely no one, Google has announced its latest foray into micro-managing our lives with new AI-powered vacation-planning features across Search, Maps, an...
Krisp's AI Now Offers Indians the 'Freedom Package' to Sound Like They're from a Hollywood Movie
In a groundbreaking move that has left both linguists and cultural purists scratching their heads, audio startup Krisp has announced its latest AI feature: transforming Indian Engl...
Meta's Newest AI: Your Future Bestie or Just Another Creepy Commenter?
In a groundbreaking move that absolutely no one asked for, Meta has been spotted testing AI-generated comments on Instagram. Because, you know, what we really needed was more unsolicited opinions i...
Claude Goes Sherlock: Anthropic's Chatbot Finally Masters the Art of Web Stalking
In a groundbreaking development that has the AI community buzzing (or at least mildly interested), Anthropic has announced that its beloved chatbot, Claude, can now perform web searches. That's rig...
Elon Musk’s X: The $44 Billion Dollar Yo-Yo
In a shocking turn of events that has left financial analysts and casual observers alike scratching their heads, Elon Musk's social media platform X (formerly known as Twitter, for those who are st...
Google Plays Hide and Seek with EU's Digital Markets Act, Loses
In a shocking turn of events that no one could have possibly seen coming, Google has found itself in the hot seat with the European Union once again. This time, it's for allegedly playing a little ...
Hugging Face’s New App: Because You Needed AI to Tell You What a Banana Looks Like
In a groundbreaking move that absolutely no one asked for, Hugging Face has launched their latest iOS app, HuggingSnap, which uses AI to describe what you're looking at. That's right, folk...
Google Unleashes Kids' Wildest Dreams: Unlimited Candy Purchases with Google Wallet
In a move that has parents everywhere quaking in their boots, Google has announced that children can now use Google Wallet for in-store payments. That's right, the little tykes can now tap their wa...
Google Unveils 'Canvas' in Gemini: Because Who Needs Originality When You Can Copy and Paste?
In a groundbreaking move that has left the tech world absolutely gobsmacked, Google has announced the addition of a 'Canvas' feature to its Gemini chatbot. This innovative feature, which b...
ChatGPT Now Plays Matchmaker for Your Slack and Google Drive: Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
In a bold move that blurs the line between convenience and absolute chaos, OpenAI has announced it will start beta testing ChatGPT Connectors, a feature that promises to marry your...
Travis Kalanick's CloudKitchens: Cooking Up a Storm or Just Hot Air?
In a world where the line between visionary and 'just plain out there' is thinner than a slice of artisanal toast, Travis Kalanick, the man who brought us the joy of arguing with strangers in the b...
Google's Chirp 3: Now Your AI Can Mispronounce Your Name in HD
In a groundbreaking move that no one asked for, Google has decided to unleash its latest voice model, Chirp 3, onto the unsuspecting masses via its Vertex AI platform. This new feature promises to ...
Google to Replace Google Assistant with Gemini: Because What's in a Name?
In a move that has left both tech enthusiasts and the alphabet soup community absolutely thrilled, Google announced that it will be replacing Google Assistant with something called