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TikTok Shop Invades Europe: Because What's More Viral Than Capitalism?
In a move that shocked absolutely no one, TikTok has announced its plans to unleash TikTok Shop upon the unsuspecting citizens of France, Germany, and Italy. Because nothing says <...
Amazon's New AI Feature: Because You Definitely Needed More Reasons to Spend Money
In a bold move that absolutely no one saw coming, Amazon has decided to double down on its mission to separate you from your hard-earned cash. Introducing "Interests", the...
T-Shirt Tycoons: How Bluesky Outfits Outdid Zuckerberg in the Fashion of Mockery
In a world where tech moguls are usually seen in hoodies and jeans, Bluesky has taken the high road—or perhaps the cheeky back alley—by turning a simple T-shirt into a lucrative empire of mockery. ...
Google Plays Hide and Seek with EU's Digital Markets Act, Loses
In a shocking turn of events that no one could have possibly seen coming, Google has found itself in the hot seat with the European Union once again. This time, it's for allegedly playing a little ...
Google Unleashes Kids' Wildest Dreams: Unlimited Candy Purchases with Google Wallet
In a move that has parents everywhere quaking in their boots, Google has announced that children can now use Google Wallet for in-store payments. That's right, the little tykes can now tap their wa...
GrubMarket Gobbles Up $50M to Teach AI the Secret of Overpriced Avocados
In a bold move that has left both Wall Street and Whole Foods shoppers aghast, GrubMarket has successfully raised $50 million to further its quest to dominate the $1 trillion food distribution indu...