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Cerebras Systems’ IPO: The Never-Ending Story of Silicon Valley’s Most Patient Chipmaker

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming (except, you know, everyone), Cerebras Systems has announced yet another delay in its IPO. This marks the 47th time the AI chipmaker h...

FuriosaAI to Meta: '$800M? That Won't Even Cover Our Coffee Budget!'

In a move that has left the tech world both baffled and mildly entertained, South Korean AI chip startup FuriosaAI has reportedly turned down an $810 million acquisition offer from...

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