Blockchain to the Rescue: Web3 Startup Promises to End Tariff Wars With Magic Internet Money

In a world where tariffs are as confusing as a IKEA manual, a plucky web3 startup has boldly claimed it can solve all our problems with the one thing we all trust implicitly: blockchain. Yes, the same technology that brought us Bitcoin and countless other cryptocurrencies that definitely aren't scams is now here to tackle the thrilling world of international trade tariffs.

The startup, aptly named TariffBusters, has announced its groundbreaking platform that will track tariffs on goods entering and leaving the USA. Because what better way to handle complex international trade laws than with an immutable ledger that also powers NFTs of monkeys wearing hats?

"Our blockchain solution is revolutionary," said the CEO, who may or may not be a sentient pile of buzzwords. "By leveraging distributed ledger technology, we can ensure that tariffs are tracked in real-time, with complete transparency. Also, we might throw in some dogecoin for fun."

Critics have pointed out that perhaps blockchain isn't the silver bullet for every problem under the sun, but TariffBusters remains undeterred. "People said the internet was just a fad for sharing cat videos," the CEO retorted, while adjusting their VR headset. "Now look at us. We're sharing cat videos in 4K."

As the world waits with bated breath to see if blockchain can indeed end tariff wars (or at least make them slightly more entertaining), one thing is certain: the web3 hype train shows no signs of slowing down. All aboard!