AMT's AI: Because Influencers Can't Be Bothered to Read Emails

In a world where your Instagram feed is more curated than the Louvre, one startup dares to ask: Why should marketers suffer the agony of direct messaging influencers? Enter Agentic AI startup AMT, the self-proclaimed 'Google AdWords for influencers,' which has just bagged a seed round large enough to make your favorite influencer reconsider their sponsorship fee.

AMT promises to revolutionize the way brands interact with social media's elite by automating the process of booking ad campaigns. Gone are the days of navigating the labyrinthine DMs of a 19-year-old with a skincare routine and a penchant for cryptic captions. AMT's AI will now do the heavy lifting, from sending 'Hey, love your vibe!' messages to decoding the hieroglyphic emoji responses.

But why stop at automation? AMT's AI is rumored to be developing a feature that can also ghostwrite overly personal testimonials for products it's never tried, because authenticity is so 2020. 'Our AI doesn't just book influencers; it becomes them,' boasts the startup, hinting at a future where AI-generated influencers outnumber humans on social media.

Critics, however, are skeptical. 'What's next? An AI that can overuse the crying-laughing emoji and post #sponcon at 2 AM?' asked one industry insider, who preferred to remain anonymous lest they be blacklisted by the influencer elite.

Despite the naysayers, AMT is charging ahead, with plans to expand its AI's capabilities to include predicting the next viral TikTok dance and negotiating sponsorship deals in influencer-speak. Because nothing says 'authentic brand partnership' like a robot telling you to 'slay the day.'

As the line between human and AI influencers continues to blur, one thing is clear: the future of marketing is here, and it's powered by algorithms that know exactly how to hit you with that 'OMG, need!' feeling.