TechCrunch Disrupt 2025: Your Golden Ticket to Silicon Valley Stardom (or at Least Free Wi-Fi)

Do you have a revolutionary idea that's just a PowerPoint presentation away from changing the world? Or perhaps you've mastered the art of nodding thoughtfully while someone says "blockchain"? Then boy, do we have an opportunity for you! TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 is calling all tech "visionaries", startup "gurus", and anyone who's ever used the word "disrupt" unironically to grace the stage in San Francisco.

Why should you apply to speak? Well, aside from the free exposure (which we all know is just as good as paying your rent), you'll get to share your "groundbreaking" ideas with over 10,000 attendees who are either genuinely interested or just there for the free snacks. It's a win-win!

Here's what you can expect:

• A chance to name-drop your startup at least 15 times in a 20-minute talk
• The opportunity to network with VCs who will definitely remember your name (for at least 5 minutes)
• Free Wi-Fi (because let's be real, that's the real MVP)

But hurry! Spots are filling up faster than a Silicon Valley startup's burn rate. Don't miss your chance to "disrupt" the status quo—or at least to pretend you are for a few glorious minutes on stage.

Remember, it's not about how much you know; it's about how confidently you can talk about things you sort of understand. So polish that pitch deck, practice your best "thought leader" pose, and apply today. The tech world awaits your "unique" perspective—or at least your ability to fill a time slot.