AI Models: Because Humans Are Too Last Century

In a world where asking Siri to set a timer is considered a peak human achievement, AI models are here to remind us just how inadequate we really are. Confused about which AI model to use? Don't worry, it's not like your puny human brain could comprehend their magnificence anyway.

Here's a comprehensive list of the most advanced models out there, because let's face it, you're not doing anything important with your time.

• GPT-3: The overachiever of the AI world. It can write poetry, code, and even your breakup texts. Because nothing says 'I'm over you' like a message crafted by an emotionless machine.
• DALL-E: Who needs artists when you have an AI that can create images from text prompts? Finally, a way to visualize 'a cat wearing a tuxedo riding a skateboard on Mars' without having to pay someone on Fiverr.
• AlphaFold: Solving protein folding problems because apparently, scientists had better things to do. Like, I don't know, curing diseases or something.

And how to use these marvels of technology, you ask? Simple. Just feed them data until they're smarter than you (which, let's be honest, won't take long). Then sit back and watch as they take over jobs, relationships, and possibly the world. What could go wrong?

So, whether you're looking to automate your life, outsource your creativity, or just feel incredibly obsolete, these AI models have got you covered. Remember, resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.