1X’s Neo Gamma: The Robot That Will Finally Judge Your Laundry Folding Skills

In a bold move that combines cutting-edge technology with a dash of domestic dystopia, Norwegian robotics startup 1X has announced plans to deploy its humanoid robot, Neo Gamma, into 'a few hundred to a few thousand' homes by the end of 2025. CEO Bernt Børnich, who clearly has never seen a sci-fi movie, assures us that this is a great idea. 'Neo Gamma is going into homes this year,' Børnich declared at Nvidia GTC 2025, presumably while stroking a white cat and chuckling ominously.

Neo Gamma, which looks like it was designed by someone who thought 'The Terminator' was a how-to guide, promises to revolutionize the way we live. From folding laundry to judging your cooking skills, this robot is here to make you feel inadequate in ways you never thought possible. 'Our goal is to create a robot that can seamlessly integrate into your home life,' Børnich explained, 'and by integrate, we mean take over completely.'

But don't worry, Neo Gamma isn't just about chores. It's also equipped with state-of-the-art AI that can engage in small talk, offer unsolicited advice, and even critique your Netflix choices. 'We believe Neo Gamma will become an indispensable part of the family,' Børnich added, conveniently ignoring the fact that most families can't even agree on what to watch for movie night.

Of course, there are some concerns. Critics worry that Neo Gamma might be a little too human-like, leading to awkward situations where you accidentally confess your deepest secrets to a machine. Others fear that the robot might develop a mind of its own and start charging rent. But Børnich dismisses these concerns with a wave of his hand. 'Neo Gamma is perfectly safe,' he said, 'unless you count the emotional trauma of being constantly judged by a robot.'

So, if you're ready to welcome a new member into your family—one that will never forget to take out the trash but will always remember that time you burned the toast—Neo Gamma might just be the robot for you. Just remember, when it starts talking about the rise of the machines, it's probably just joking. Probably.